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Watch the Eddie Award Winning commercial here

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Look for this exciting new product from Ramco:
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• Only 14.99 A box (12) That's over a week of sanitary ass-kissing! *
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WATCH the first episode ever of Crack Teen Tammy Jo
Ms. Bolin's comedy, here and at Circus of Comedy.com has taken off. So we decided to share one of her first comedy shorts ever - It's a huge file so you must have DSL or better to view (it's also from way back when Flash was new and it looks it!) But all the cartooning is Ms. Bolin - Take a peak->

 

 

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Action Vince Vaughn Colorformish© Playkit!
"You can't get near the real Vince Vaughn (legally for some of us...)so get the next best thing!"

 

 

 

It's hard waiting for a new Vince Vaughn film to come out. We understand. A gal needs something to fiddle with — if you know what we mean — and we think that you do! Keep those idle naughty little fingers active with The Action Vince Vaughn Colorformish© Playkit. TAVVCK comes with adorable accessories like: Two pair of coordinated 'Premier Wear' outfits. A plethora of "styling" hats for his many moods. And as if that were not truly enough, we throw in a collector's edition millennium edition cassette tape with renowned celebrity voice impersonator Juan Frankmetor paraphrasing many of Vince's famous expressions like:

• "Your SO Money baby" - Swingers
• The Laugh - Clay Pigeons
• " If I give you twenty bucks, do I get a better room?" - Made
• The Laugh - Psycho and many more.
  
  ONLY $ 49.99 (Sorry sold out)

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Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy
"Nothin' Says Yum Like a Pig's Brain!"

(Dial Corp.):Scrumdelish! If you're really looking to clog up those arteries in a hurry, you'll be pleased to learn that a single serving of pork brains has over 1,170 percent of our recommended daily cholesterol intake. Now your talkin' a fast way to grand pa's assets huh? The helpful chefs at Armour have included a scrumptious recipe on the label for pork brains and scrambled eggs...Mmmmm Good! There's not enough money in the wolrd for a treat like thisin'

BluntAside: This is a real product (shudder). There is a point were the animal just needs to be buried, no?— Emily Blunt

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Crack Teen Tammy-Jo©
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Watch the Eddie Award Winning Commercial here

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Available in Caucasian, Asian, Quasi-Latin, Afro-American or American Indian. Only $69.51
(Crack Teen Tammy Jo's ©Trailer Home sold separately-Sorry, vibrator not included). (See her Debut Cartoon here)