Chickbabe
- Adj., N. - A beautiful woman, e.g., Brittany Murphy
Chickbabe Squared - Adj., N. - A beautiful, talented, strong
and intelligent woman, e.g., Drew Barrymore or
Mena Suvari
Clam
Digger - A lesbian.
Crapfest Extravaganza - Adj. The entire
production lacks a redeeming value, e.g., Dumb and
Dumberer
Crapatini
- Adj. The film or performance was bad.
Dingleberry - Adj. A bad
actor that should never/ever be set forth on any stage/screen, e.g., Tom Green
El Purro - Expression. An exclamation of lustful respect.
EMPB
- aka "emergency-movie-puke-bag," for extremely nauseating scene, guy,girl
etc. etc.
Filmatic
Faux Pas of Poo - Adj. Scene/film that inexplicably ruins itself.
Friggatini
- Expression. Really annoying.
Frilly Fructose - Adj. A
scene/film with too much "gosh-golly" sweetness within.
Javierish
- Adj. Handsome as Javier Bardem, Bardem being the zenith of attraction for Ms.
Blunt. Also N. "Javier" Man and V. "Manly as Javier," Adj.,
e.g., "Diego Luna is so viciously Javierish a gal could lose her mind!"
Land of Lost Hallmark Cards - Adj. A film/scene riddled with hokey
emotion/sentiment.
Landscape of Tremendous Proportions - Adj.
A taller handsome man with a bit of innuendo...e.g.: Jeremy
Northam
Man Heroin - Adj. A man so handsome/talented he's
become an addiction, e.g., John Cusack
Man-o-Manoshevitz - Expression. A gasp-like reaction - usually derogatory,
e.g., Anger Management.
Manlyberry
- A flavor with an almost maple syrup sweetness used in studmuffin descriptions,
e.g., Vincent D'Onofrio is a manlyberry studmuffin
of pure yum. Brad Pitt is a toasted butter smeared
manlyberry studmuffin
Mansteak - Adj. An extremely handsome/doable
man.
Mansteak Extravaganza - Adj. A film and or production filled
with many handsome men, e.g., The Italian Job
or Ocean's Eleven.
Manstew
- Adj., N. A male actor that has the looks, the talent etc - the whole package,
e.g., Clive Owen or Paul
Bettany
On a Scale of 1 to George Clooney - Expression -
George Clooney being the end all of manlyberry studmuffins for Ms. Blunt (Yes,
even a smidge above Javier Bardem in the pouncing gal's view).
Piñata
of Yum - Adj. Human perfection; tall, handsome, beautiful, talented, e.g.,
Benicio del Toro
Poodle-poo
- Adj. It's really bad.
Purrfection - V., Adj. A spin on perfection
used for a great performance or physical attribute. Also: Purrfect. e.g., Chicago
Rabid
Rhesus Monkey Sex - V. To go a bit frantic (sexually) on someone, e.g.,"I'd
like to go rabid Rhesus monkey on Nic Cage for
a few undisturbed hours."
RrrrrrrrrRrrrrrr
- Expression. A knee-jerk purring reaction when in the presence of a delectable
fellow, e.g.,Jim Carrey .
Schnitzeltorte
- Adjective. A man not unlike a breaded, full fat portion of beefy cakes with
a decidedly European flare. e.g., Ryan Gosling
(who's Canadian - but you get the drift )
Studmuffin
- Adj. Gorgeous man.
Studmuffin Extravaganza - Adj., N. A film/scene/production
riddled with exceptional men, e.g.,The Italian
Job or Ocean's Eleven.
Tah
- Interjection. A gasp or reaction to the unbelievable nerve of a scene/actor/production.
Treasure
Chest of Yum - Adj., N. An exceptionally talented and/or beautiful/handsome
actor, e.g., Orlando Bloom
Twitch
(or Raising) of an Eyebrow - V. To raise an eyebrow in lustful expression...
Um - Yum - Adj. Breathless about a fellow.
Vince
Vaughnish - Adj. Used to describe a tall and edible male. The purrfect example
of an evil sexy male.
Wholly
kitten canoodle! - Silly Dr. Seussy version of Kit and Kaboodle - the whole
enchilada - etc etc. It's just fun to say and less cliche then the cliche.
Yeppo
- Exclamation - Yes, it's a Marx Brothers' play on words...
Yummitini
- Adj. A delectable man.
Yummitini with a twist of Lemmon - Adj.
Reserved for fave mansteak Kevin Spacey, YTL
is a loving reference to Spacey's given studom with an accent on glorious mentor/friend/mega-talent
Jack Lemmon.
Yum-o-rama - Adj. Extreme lust/love for actor/production.
