How old are you?
What am I a cheese?

What's your favorite movie?
An impossible promulgation.

What's the funniest movie you've seen?
Hmm. The first thing that popped right into my head was Dumb and Dumber - pure uncut genius. Then Austin Powers ( all of them - still), Ed Wood, and of course Me, Myself and Irene. I often recall scenes from films that actually cause "after-laugh" where I need to pull over the car so as not to endanger people while I roar. e.g:

Bar scene - High Anxiety
The Motorcycle scene - Made
Abby Normal scene from Young Frankenstein
The Dr. Gillespie scene - Blazing Saddles
Christopher Walkin in The Kitchen scene - Homeboy.
The Schedule scene - The Grinch
Dagger scene - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
The Just Met The Girl Phone Call scene - Swingers
The Bar scenes - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Desert scene - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Corset scene - Onegin
Jail Cell scene w/Benicio Del Toro - The Usual Suspects
The Hitler scene w/Jon Lovitz - Rat Race
Tantrum scene in the Funeral Home - Willard

Simple silly details.....

Occupation:
Chickbabe movie critic.

You're quite verbal. What's your education?
Julienned at Julliard? Or was it immersed at Emerson. Nope I think I was wallowing at Wellsley. Gosh-n-golly, I can't really recall...

What's an Emilyism?
Apparently I speak in my own venacular. An Emilyism Dictionary is found here->

Do you have any hobbies?
Ogling men in movies, glass eye collecting (prefer the Laliques) , motorized catamaran racing.

What's your favorite vacation spot?
I love NYC or Paris...the sea/beach gets icky unless of course you're on a fancy schmancy yacht with a mansteak and a full lusty moon.

What annoys you?
People and redundant conversation.

Where do you live?  
What are you a stalker? Never you mind, see. But it is a comfy 1940's dwelling, expressing my unique and intelligent sense of taste. My abode is surrounded by an 8' electrical fence with barbed wire. My doctor says it's not paranoia, it just safety consciousness. Dr. Lechter has always been there for me.

Well, it ain’t Raul's Tacos-n-Roache Burrito Bin-that's for hiddyho sure! I can do simple stuff, like filet mignon poivre and lobster fra Diavlo. Yes, Ms. Animal lover eats steak.

Look, I am a complex mixture of contradictions with a frosty Freudian cocktail of confusion my friends.

You breeding?
Nah. BUT, I have canine sons. The joy of life, Sir Clyde and Mr. Taylor:

Adopt a dog would ya!

Any other siblings?
Heck yah ! I have my big brother Peeda. He’s a stud—but he’s married and a breeder, so hands off! Ya know I heard tell he is the inspiration for South Park's Cartman. I don't see it.

Handsome Hunk - Huh?!

If you were stuck on a deserted Caribbean island, who would you want to be stuck with?

Easy peesy! A chef, a bartender and an exotic male dancer with a strong resemblance to Mr. George Clooney. They'd all be fitted with their necessary equipment, natch.

What's a Chickbabe Like You Find Romantic ?
Frisky, eh? Okay. A moon lit walk in the middle of nowhere; just the two of us, a slight breeze and a starry night.....a silent film in a dark musky theater...or dueling foot rubs while a double rental feature plays on the dvd...Starbucks at noon...

What’s your favorite TV show?
The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart, Late Night w/Conan O'Brien and The Forensic Files. And these super talented folks called Circus of Comedy.....who deserve a show but alas Hollywood would rather market Tom Green and crap like that, then discover the next real funny thing...

Who’s your favorite musical group(s)?

I like to kickbox to The Martrix soundtracks. Dean Martin or Bobby Darin are never more than an arms reach away. And I fly around LA to blasting Joe Strummer & Mescaleros!

More questions?
Are you slowly slipping into maddness and need me to sign a power of attorney agreement on your large estate? Bags of cash burning a whole in your vintage Armani suit?
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