Who is
Emily Blunt?
Are
you living on Mars? No, really, 'cause I'd love to visit...Duh!
Just the most famous, chick-babe movie critic of all time!
In addition, my beauty has been called, in a word, astounding.
How old are you?
What am I a cheese?
What's
your favorite movie?
An impossible promulgation.
Occupation:
Chickbabe movie critic and uber-beauty.
You're
quite verbal. What's your education?
Julienned at Julliard.
Do
you have any hobbies?
Ogling men in movies, glass eye collecting (prefer the Laliques) ,
motorized catamaran racing.
What
annoys you?
People. And
redundant conversation.
Are
you married?
It's
better to be alone... than convicted of murdering your spouse—I
always say.
Seriously?
I am waiting for those three magic words: "I hate airconditioning."
What's
your most embarassing moment?
Being
physically pried off Benny Del Toro's Armani draped leg at the 73rd
Annual Academy Awards© springs to mind.
Hey, I
wouldn't have minded if there weren't photos...
Where do you live?
What are
you a stalker? Never you mind, see. But it is a comfy loft
with a multitude of rooms, each expressing my unique and intelligent
sense of taste. My abode is surrounded by an 8' electrical fence with
barbed wire. My doctor says it's not paranoia, it just safety consciousness.
Dr. Lechter has always been there for me.
Do
you have a favorite food chain?
Well,
it ain’t Raul's Tacos-n-Roache Burrito Bin-that's for hiddyho
sure! I can do simple stuff, like filet mignon poivre and lobster
fra Diavlo. Yes, Ms. Animal lover eats steak.
Look,
I am a complex mixture of contradictions with a frosty Freudian cocktail
of confusion my friends.
Any
other siblings?
Heck
yah ! I have my big brother Peeda. He’s a stud—but he’s
married and a breeder, so hands off! Ya know I heard tell he is the
inspiration for South Park's Cartman. I don't see it.
Boy! What A Stud!!!!!!!
If
you were stuck on a deserted Caribbean island, who
would you want to be stuck with?
Easy peesy! A chef, a bartender and an exotic male dancer with a strong
resemblance to George Clooney. They'd all be fitted with their necessary
equipment, natch.
What’s
your favorite TV show?
Angel and The Forensic Files. And these super talented folks called
Oops I Barfed...who deserve a show but alas Hollywood would rather
market Tom Green and crap like that, then discover the next real
funny thing...
Who’s
your favorite musical group(s)?
I like to kickbox naked to The Matrix soundtrack.
However, Guns
of Brixton sung by a gyrating hotty Paul Simonenenenon is still
one of the sexiest legal audio pleasures.
Who are your
favorite actors?
First you must define favorite? Talent wise or on a scale of 1-10
jump on them like a rabid Rhesus monkey favorite? Hmm. Suppose these
fellows come right to mind either case...
James
Carrey
(not a paid
endorsement either! Perhaps, our greatest comedian)
Kevin Spacey
(a little snobby now but still a great actor)
Ralph
Fiennes
(Yum)
Russell Crowe
(not just a pretty face,chest, thigh...)
Jeffrey
Wright
(an actor who deserves more)
Benny Del Toro
(an actor who's
finally getting more)
Forest
Whitaker
(soooo natural)
Über Talented
Chicks?
Judi
Dench
(the utmost
in thespianism)
Ellen Burstyn
(always incredible)
Maggie Smith
(find her work-trust me)
More
questions?
Slowly slipping into maddness and need me to sign a power of attorney
agreement on your large estate? TV Show Offer?
Contact me!
Heavy smokers preferred.
