
Who
is Emily Blunt?
Are you
living on Mars? No, really, 'cause I'd love to visit...how
awesome would that road trip be?
Um, duh. I'm just, like, the most famous, chickbabe movie
reviewer of all time in any dimension ever squared. Hehehehehe.
How old are you?
What
am I a cheese?
What sign are you?
Yield to oncoming traffic...
Libra with Virgo rising - which would explain why I'm a discombobulated
neat person and haphazard perfectionist.
What's
your favorite movie?
That, dear reader, is an impossible promulgation.
Occupation:
Chickbabe movie reviewer and celebrity interviewer for a
multitude of hip-n-happin' publications. BluntReview.com is
the mother-ship.
Do
you have any hobbies?
Ogling men in movies, glass eye collecting (prefer the Laliques),
and my 78 collection. It runs in da family - Grandpa had 50
violins on display in the livingroom....
What's your favorite vacation spot?
I love Clinton (aka Hell's Kitchen - know and love Rudy's)
or Montmarte...
What
annoys you?
The life-span of pita bread...and
redundant conversation.
You're
quite verbal. What's your education?
Julienned at Julliard.
What's an Emilyism?
Apparently I speak in my own venacular. The
"Emilyism" Dictionary is found here->
Are
you married?
I always say, " It's better to be alone... than
pretending you like their Yes album collection." Seriously?
I am waiting for those three magic words: "I hate
airconditioning."
What's
your most embarassing moment?
Being
physically pried off Benny Del Toro's Armani draped leg at
the 73rd Annual Academy Awards©
springs to mind. Hey, I
wouldn't have minded if there weren't photos...
Where
do you live?
What are you a stalker? Never you mind, see. But it
is a comfy 1940's dwelling, expressing my unique and intelligent
sense of taste.
Do
you have a favorite food chain?
Well,
it aint Raul's Tacos-n-Roache Burrito Bin-that's for
hiddyho sure! I can do simple stuff, like filet mignon poivre
and lobster fra Diavlo. Yes, Ms. Animal lover eats
steak.
I
am a complex mixture of contradictions, with a frosty Freudian
cocktail of confusion, my friends.
You
breeding?
Nah not goin' there. But, I have canine sons. The joy of
life, Sir Clyde of Nottingham and Mr. Taylor-schnitzelpoo:
1988-
2005 |
1988-
|

Ladies
and gentlemen, introducing the latest member of the family,
Orson Wellsian Blunt
2006 -
At
about a month-old this ah-dorable Lab-Ridgebacked boy was dodging
traffic on Thanksgiving Day. Slamming on the brakes I invited
him to play the role of a life time; heart stealer and healer.
Today, well learned (on his own) he is home's the resident genius.
Orson's
hobbies include chewies and helping to weed the back yard -
literally. He saw me pulling and nudged my hand aside. He dug
them out like he'd been schooled.
However,
unlike the icon for which he is named, this Orson Welles hates
a camera. He is so filled with dread of its being in the same
room with him, one wonders if he's not some reincarnated actor
who upon seeing himself on screen jumped off the Hollywood sign.
Just a thought.
Adopt
a dog would ya!
If
you were stuck on a deserted Caribbean island, who
would you want to be stuck with?
Easy peesy! A multicultural chef, a diversified musician
and an exotic male dancer with a strong resemblance to Mr. Javier
Bardem; They'd all be fitted with their necessary equipment,
natch.
Whats
your favorite TV show?
The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart, Late Night w/Conan O'Brien,
House and The History Detectives. As well as these super talented
folks called Circus
of Comedy.....who deserve a show but alas Hollywood would
rather market Tom Green and crap like that, then discover the
next real funny thing...
Whos
your favorite musical group(s)?
I like to drive to Elfman and Brion soundtracks - choreograph
a canyon drive. Dean
Martin or Bobby Darin are never more than an arm's reach away.
And I am also guilty of blasting Joe
Strummer & Mescaleros frequently upon the pristine sound
system within the abode.
More
questions?
Are you slowly slipping into madness and need Emily Blunt to
sign a power of attorney agreement on your large estate?
Perhaps, you've got bags of cash burning a whole in your vintage
Armani suit?
Contact Emily
Blunt
Heavy smokers preferred.

Diamonds
'n Dames

Composer
Neil Hefti & Ms. Blunt

Emily
and Beau

Emily
and The Elfmans
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