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The
Bachelor
(no
stars)
 Are
they kidding? This has to be the stupidest, trite, asshole-ish
movie well, since, Big Daddy.
It's insulting
on, oh, so many levels. From the first few frames you can just
tell Bachelor bites. They start the barrage of horrific
'bad cinema' scenes with some lame-o-rama comparison to men
being 'wild stallions' and being 'trapped' by their wanna be
spouses. This is shown via a grade 'D' stock footage of a stallions
run with a super imposed 'bachelor' sweaty and heaving 'running'
along side. These 'bachelors' are Chris O'Donnell's friends,
and are several of the fattest ugliest unfuc*#ble creeps, that
graced the ever screen. They made Austin Power's Fat
Bastard seems a touch outdoorsy and petite. Yechy-poo-poo. And
as if any of these boars would be even wanted as husbands!
Gross.
Then O'Donnell's,
Ms. 'extra prozac please' Girlfriend (Renee Zellweger) was a
snore and a whiney emotionless corpselike bimbette.
DON'T
SEE THIS....DON'T RENT THIS! Take 7.00 and throw it at a some
child walking by...this is gonna bring you way more happiness.
I never
liked O'Donnell. Now I double triple don't like him. Though
this movie didn't just suck cause of him... the script was also
a sappy moronic attempt at movie making. How did this ever get
made? I gotta take a chill pill with a real strong Belvedere
Martini. Kids, trust me on this...pick anything but this.
Snack
Recommendation: Dinner without a movie if this is all
that's playing!
Starring:
Renee Zellweger and Chris O'Donnell
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