Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Thandie Newton and Dougray Scott
by: John Woo
Your mission Mr.
Cruise, should you accept it? Make a trillion dollars more for a guaranteed
Yep, Tom "What
I lack in height I make up for in millions, babee" Cruise is back
as Ethan Hawke, er I mean Ethan Hunt.
Ethan has got to track down evil-ex-IMF-gone- mad/bad agent Sean Ambrose
(Dougray "Don't stare at my eyes, it's an affliction you bastards"
Scott). P.S. this evil come lately creep Ambrose also snagged a mass
destructo biological nightmare on his way out. His evil plan is to kind
of Dupont himself with a guaranteed corner of the antidote market-thusly
getting rich, and semi ruling the world. Opps-a-daisie- wouldn't want
the mad man commencing with his diabolical deviltry would we? Can't
you just hear the catching theme song about now?
Here a deception, there a deception. Well, it is a spy movie
and MI:-2 has more luscious layers than a German chocolate cake.
The special effects will have you awestruck. It's very Matrix.
And yes, Cruise in all his manly (albeit smaller) man presence does
his own stunts. I really find that so hard to believe. This guy took
a total ass whooping then, I'll tell you. Yes siree Bob.
Tom Cruise gets better looking each day he walks this Earth. Man. I
would love to slather him all over with low fat fudge sauce from Balducci's
and work my way around... slowly. Of course with those fab teeth and
sharp eyes who can resist him. Excuse me I must rinse.
boys, they haven't forgotten to titillate y'all. MI:-2's reigning
chickbabe, one Nyah Hall. She oozes sex and naughty international bad
girl looks of pure platinum with a body made of fairy dust. She's fresh
out of the oven hot boyz. She slept with both Hunt and Ambrose!
She's so lucky. I really got to hit the gym.
MI:-2 is a spy movie. Don't expect a Camelot plot or even USA
original movie depth. You'll probably figure who's on who's side and
who's incahoots with whom, within an hour.But hey, they blow up things
real good and Cruise can cruise into my garage any old day!
No snacking we are in training.