Chickbabe
- Adj., N. - A beautiful woman, e.g., Brittany Murphy
Chickbabe Squared - Adj., N. - A beautiful, talented, strong and intelligent
woman, e.g., Drew Barrymore or Mena
Suvari
Clam
Digger - A lesbian.
Crapfest Extravaganza - Adj. The entire
production lacks a redeeming value, e.g., Dumb and Dumberer
Crapatini
- Adj. The film or performance was bad.
Dingleberry - Adj. A bad
actor that should never/ever be set forth on any stage/screen, e.g., Tom Green
El Purro - Expression. An exclamation of lustful respect.
EMPB
- aka "emergency-movie-puke-bag," for an extremely nauseating scene,
guy, gal, hair-in-your-popcorn etc. etc.
Fabtalenotecreatischteiner
-Adj. Used to describe one of Em's fave composers, Jon
Brion. It's an attempt to describe his singular genuis; A Fabulous, Tale,
Note Creator, Castle of a Man. Also an adjective that can be used for Danny
Elfman...
Filmatic
Faux Pas of Poo - Adj. Scene/film that inexplicably ruins itself. For example
Birth
Friggatini
- Expression. Really annoying.
Frilly Fructose - Adj. A
scene/film with too much "gosh-golly" sweetness within.
Hidenschnitzel
der vinken - Adj., N. Act of or literally or wishing to: fornicate, or copulate,
or also see: Schwankenhorst
Javierish - Adj. Handsome as Javier
Bardem, Bardem being the one of many zeniths of attraction for Ms. Blunt. Use
it as in "To be Javierish," or, "Diego Luna is so viciously Javierish
a gal could lose her mind!"
Land of Lost Hallmark Cards -
Adj. A film/scene riddled with hokey emotion/sentiment.
Landscape
of Tremendous Proportions - Adj. A taller handsome man with a bit of innuendo...e.g.:
Jeremy Northam
Man Heroin - Adj. A man
so handsome/talented he's become an addiction, e.g., John Cusack
Man-o-Manoshevitz - Expression. A gasp-like reaction - usually
derogatory, e.g., Anger Management.
Manlyberry
- A flavor with an almost maple syrup sweetness used in studmuffin descriptions,
e.g., Vincent D'Onofrio is a manlyberry studmuffin of
pure yum. Brad Pitt is a toasted butter smeared manlyberry
studmuffin
Mansteak - Adj. An extremely handsome/doable man.
Mansteak Extravaganza - Adj. A film and or production filled with
many handsome men, e.g., The Italian Job or Ocean's
Eleven.
Manstew - Adj., N. A male actor that has the looks,
the talent etc - the whole package, e.g., Clive Owen or
Paul Bettany
On a Scale of 1 to George Clooney
- Expression - George Clooney being the end all of
manlyberry studmuffins for Ms. Blunt (Hunk name can be -at a whim- exchanged for
example to Javier Bardem or the yummitini deJour).
Piñata of
Yum - Adj. Human perfection; tall, handsome, beautiful, talented, e.g., Benicio
del Toro
Poodle-poo - Adj. It's really bad.
Purrfection
- V., Adj. A spin on perfection used for a great performance or physical attribute.
Also: Purrfect. e.g., Chicago
Rabid
Rhesus Monkey Sex - V. To go a bit frantic (sexually) on someone, e.g.,"I'd
like to go rabid Rhesus monkey on Nic Cage for a few undisturbed
hours."
RrrrrrrrrRrrrrrr
- Expression. A knee-jerk purring reaction when in the presence of a delectable
fellow, e.g.,Jim Carrey .
Schnitzeltorte
- Adjective. A man not unlike a breaded, full fat portion of beefy cakes with
a decidedly European flare. e.g., Ryan Gosling (who's
Canadian - but you get the drift )
Studmuffin
- Adj. Gorgeous man.
Studmuffin Extravaganza - Adj., N. A film/scene/production
riddled with exceptional men, e.g.,The Italian Job
or Ocean's Eleven.
Schwankenhorst
- Adj., N. Act of or literally or wishing to: fornicate, or copulate, or also
see: Hidenschnitzel der vinken
Tah
- Interjection. A gasp or reaction to the unbelievable nerve of a scene/actor/production.
Treasure
Chest of Yum - Adj., N. An exceptionally talented and/or beautiful/handsome
actor, e.g., Orlando Bloom
Twitch (or Raising)
of an Eyebrow - V. To raise an eyebrow in lustful expression...
Um
- Yum - Adj. Breathless about a fellow.
Vince
Vaughnish - Adj. Used to describe a tall and edible male. The purrfect example
of an evil sexy male.
Wholly
kitten canoodle! - Silly Dr. Seussy version of Kit and Kaboodle - the whole
enchilada - etc etc. It's just fun to say and less cliche then the cliche.
Yeppo
- Exclamation - Yes, it's a Marx Brothers' play on words...
Yummitini
- Adj. A delectable man.
Yummitini with a twist of Lemmon - Adj.
Reserved for mansteak Kevin Spacey, YTL is a loving reference
to Spacey's given studom with an accent on glorious mentor/friend/mega-talent
Jack Lemmon.
Yum-o-rama - Adj. Extreme lust/love for actor/production.
