mates! It's Russell Crowe. Everyone's into him now. Shame
really. I have been enjoying him for years...like those rice
crispie treats. Then those creepy mutant Keebler elves had to
go and mass produce them. Well, Hollywood's creepy little elves
have started understanding the appeal of the Mickey
Rourke-like man to women. Bad boys=Good sex. Or we presume
your average Hollywood pretty boy, Kiwi/Australian (real Australian-not
like those Phony Baloney "Outback Steak Houses"
) Russell Crowe has slowly been inching his way into the arena
of leading men. He's at once the guy next door you throw a beer
to change your oil, and the guy you wish would change
your oil-if you get my blatant sexual drift.
roles make him hard to pin point- I'm guessing that's just what
this hunk of pure 100% man DNA intended.
was "turned on" to him a few years back when an odd
shaven man at the video store suggested I check out Romper
Thinking this was that old-time kid's show I agreed. It
was, rather, a modern age neo-Nazi flick with adorable accents.
Though ultimately an anti-Nazi view, Romps not for Mary
Poppins fans. No siree Bob. Of course now with the History
Channel playing the Neo-Nazi Group du Jour shows, Romper
Stomper is gonna be easier for you to stomach.
Anywho, dear readers, not to dwell on RS, but, it was
Mr. Crowe within all the hate spewing racist banter partaking
in a particularly hot and steamy quickie with a freuline
Nazi chick-that well, made me a fan for life mates. Of course,
I refer to his acting out the scene...You spot his immense...talent,
let me catch my breath...
is everywhere you look. He's getting a rep as a big toad...I
personally think he's got character. If he ever gives me any
lip, I'd put him in his place, as fast as a kangaroo belts a
tourist who got a wee too close. Bad boy shmad boy.
probably own the only copy of Rough
Magic pre-Ebay in the United States. It was the man's,
er, clothes in that one that made my sister and I throw ice
in the Jacuzzi of the fancy rental home in which we discovered
the viddie...It's a bizarre little movie that grows on you.
was like a good girl's porno. Men of all kinds steaming
up the screen. Damn near the whole cast was imported from down
under. You have seen that, right? Mandatory.
course the hardly seen Insider
was also, brilliant. Rent it and just keep tellin' yourself--He's
30 something, 40 pounds lighter and handsome if you like that
rugged- Marboro- man- with- bulging biceps, a Harley between-
his- steel- thighs- and -piecing- eyes that- lead- to -a- soft
summer I had the opportunity to catch his band 30
Odd Foot Of Grunts "TOFOG" live. It was like
partying with old friends at my mom's house. He requested a
line dance from the 98% panting female audience, drank frosties
and made a general mental state of merriment for the 2000 gruntettes...
and I'm sure, stirred more than one primal fantasy in the crowd!
He's cocksure and proud- why not he's talented and swell to
look at. I think it's less conceit than the way Aussies are.
Blunt and upfront! My type-o-folk! Belinda reviewed the show
if you're into it-> She, still,
lovingly calls Stubb's (where they played) Nazihell.
some gals who put together this mega-Crowe site...if you think
he sounds interesting check out
Maximum Crowe . Truly a depot of crowing knowledge kiddies.
an interview with TOFOG's bass player Garth Adam aboard too.
Read it here->