Klumps-Nutty Professor 2
Murphy is an American treasure. He's just as funny as ever in the
new Klump movie. You probably know by now Murphy wears eight
tons of make-up and is every Klump- except the gargantuan preteen-in
the two Nutty professors. He does another fantastic job. One laugh
riot after another that will have you reaching, more than once, for
your XFMRS ( Extremely Funny Movie Respirator System).
At one point a projectile of popcorn, from my small intestine, rocketed
into the pompadour hair do of the young gang member before me. Luckily
for me, he was semiconscious due to the lack of oxygen from laughing
so hard he didn't even notice! Phew!
ton sweetie-pie, Professor Sherman Klump (Eddie " Chocolate Delight,
Mmm-Mmm Momma" Murphy) has found true love in fellow professor
Denise Gaines ( Janet "Ultra-Creepy" Jackson-Doesn't she
look like Tim Burton created her
for Mars Attacks , thought she is just too scary for younger
viewers, then decided to go with the comic book Martians? Maybe
Prof. D. loves
Shermie for his colossal...mind. As if! I'm not a fat person hater
or anything, but considering he's the size of a small Japanese vehicle,
I doubt he'd do quite that well in the chick arena. That is unless
the girl really was an alien looking for a nesting pod for her three
Bliss is not long
for our lovable blimp. The serene professor
has a deep dark threatening secret lurking deep within his massive
helping of DNA. A trim-lusty-narcissistic- trash- talking- jive- daddy
busting out of his chubby seams. This is Sherman's Buddy Love (Eddie
Murphy) side. Through a series of rude retorts with the local ladies,
Sherman is keen to Buddy's attempted take over of his mind.
FYI, in the close
of the last Professor, alter ego Buddy was put to rest- in a matter
of speaking- within the rotund Sherman. Well, now he's baaacckkk!
And trying to take control in a Dr. Jeckleklump/ Mr. Hydelove twist.
Sherman tries to out wit Buddy and extract him with a new DNA extractor
thigamabobby dohinky gizmo in his college lab. It works and Buddy
is reduced to a blue mass marked Abbie Normal (no-just kidding). Buddy's
DNA strands are stored in a vile and safely placed on an un-disturb-able
shelf. Clearly marked and under lock and key...Mawhahahhau (<-evil
laugh). Then through the magic of "motion of plot" , the
already far fetched story rears of into the Twilight Zone. Buddy
escapes from his test tube prison and, births himself from the puddle
of gooby goo on the floor (ala Hell Raiser 1) with the help of strand
of canine hair...
Funny? Remarkably! Come on let go and laugh. The characters are worth
their weight in comedic gold. The absolute scene stealer is Murphy's
interpretation of older than Methusalah, and meaner than a junk yard
dog, Grandmother Klump. She's seems almost ad-libbed-hystrical good
old nasty talkin' Murphisms. Tee hee. The rest of the funny Klump
family's scenes seem almost pale in comparison.Well, there is the
giant hampster scene...
has been taking a critical beating lately. He's too this, he's too
that. I tell you what, he's a funny man who is still funny. Sure,
we are all immune to the time in make-up, and all around effort it
takes one actor to pull off so many roles- so well. Dance, bear, dance.
But, if you leave that cynical side of the cranium home and just need
a quick llogical, funny, detour from life-The Klumps is your
They've made a very fun official
site - enjoy.
recommendation: All You Can Eat Sonny's BBQ.
Starring: Eddie Murphy, and Janet Jackson
Directed by: Peter Segal