Let me vent
are these people thinking? Argh. SS is filled with asinine
humor and stale punch lines surpassed only by its phenomenally
atrocious continual dialog.
first instincts were-this is going to blow big monkey chunks-
then I saw a pretty funny preview. Um, first instinct was right
on! This is truly the worst movies I have suffered through in
"story" goes...Darren Silverman (Jason -what is this
boy's appeal?-Biggs) has found his dream girl. Snouty Judith-not
Judy (Amanda "Kiss of Box Office Death" Peet)! He becomes
the quintessential do- boy who drops his juvenile friends and
tries to be everything the uber bitch wants.
witch Judith is a completely un-likable- un-redeemable- hoity
toity- stuck up-bad dressing- snob to the tenth power. Written
by women haters no doubt. Silverman's idiotic buddies she's so
hell bent on excluding, J.D ( Jack "I usually don't suck
this bad- honest Black) and Wayne (Steve " don't hold this
against me" Zahn) try to like her- but simply insult her
and shock her. They upset her to the point were she gives her
pet, er, beau Silverman an ultimatum - no sex-(with himself, as
she doesn't even do him ) if he ever sees these
The friends are superduperpooper moronic and quite frankly losable-
but making someone give up their friends is hint numero uno you
may need to exit stage left from this relationship. That and her
no sex policy...What exactly is this boy getting from her? He's
a non practicing pussy-whipped geek.
borderline "special" friends decide to kidnap the bitch,
lock her in their suburban garage (ungagged) , and pretend she's
driven off a cliff---that's hysterical no? Argh...it's just too
pathetic to even go on.
just when you thought it certainly couldn't possibly be more odiouslike
a bad infomercial, there's MORE. The three boys are crazy for
Neil Diamond. They stalk him, idolize him, and (gasp) have a band
Diamonds in the Rough that do covers of all Neil's hits
for penny's in the guitar case. Joke over kill sets in fastthusly
ruining any redeeming factor this shtick would/could have had.
Peet has been in nothing but sucky movies. What's with this girl?
Is she the Alec Baldwin of our generation? Hmm.
The cast bit the ecoli-ridden - NYC vendor - hot dog, the premise
stunk like month old Kao Poa Chicken forgotten in the vegetable
tray and the dialog was simply barfed up onto the screen before
us. AVOID THIS. The movie's poster is some sort of inside studio
joke for surea warning if you will. Because the thumbs down
image really says it all...Though it should actually be a huge
warty hairy thumbs down image.
Double Cheeseburger and fries you deserve a high fat treat
if you decide to forego my advice and treat yourself to a wee
bit of masochistic cinema! YECH!
Jason Biggs, Jack Black, Steve Zahn and Always Awful Amanda
by: Dennis Dugan