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Bigger,
Longer and Uncut
Starring:
Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Chef and the rest of the South Park gang.
Written by: Trey Parker, Matt Stone and a Mary Kay
Bergman.
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Bluntly
speaking? BRAVO! Well done Trey and Matt! This movie did an ass-kicking,
bang-up job of dissing and destroying everything that is good and sacred
in the cow-towing, ass-kissing, politically correct arena called Hollywood,
USA. It's a Laugh Fest Extravaganza, readers! Something for everyone!
There's racism, bathroom humor, lots of swear words, sodomy, blasphemy,
flatulence, homosexuality, violence, blood, gore, dismemberment and
even a guest appearance by Bill Gates--to a helluva lot of MGM style
music!
Story goes...Kyle's mom Mrs. Brovlofski, is hell bent on stopping the
moral corruption of young American minds by those filthy-mouthed Canadians,
Terrence and Phillip. How does she do it? How else? A full scale bloody
war with the Cannucks of course--that's logical. The battle scenes are
gonna make you pee, so pack some Depends..
Kenny leaves us shortly into the film. But he emerges as an intricate
connection between Satan, Saddam Hussein, a little French resistance
dude named, 'The Mole" and world peace--an everyday plot really.
One particularly good subplot (and there were a few) was the relationship
between Saddam Hussein and Satan. No holes barred (so to speak) with
a non-stop barrage of homosexual scenarios that would rival a Saturday
night at the Ramrod.
Matt and Trey are the B-52 fighter pilots of comedy. Truly brilliant
minds, that uphold the first and cardinal rule of comedy: WHAT'S FUNNY
IS FUNNY. No matter whose expense it comes at. Freedom of speech, bay-bee.
If you're not familiar with South Park this will be a nice
...um... introduction to these sweet young boys and girls and their
swell hometownsian folk. If you are familiar with these little spuds-
run, trample and kick-fight your way to the theater right now and see
this movie! Don't even finish the review! And this aint for kiddies
- not at all - be warned.
Snack
recommendation: Cheesy Poofs and Kosher chocolates
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